Post by johnny on Jul 15, 2017 3:52:25 GMT -8
Most ways that you can die are not very pleasant but these are the worst in my opinion. It intrigues me that some of these worst ways to die are chosen by those wishing to end their own life prematurely. Probably through being misinformed
1. Hanging- This way to die really sucks, If you are lucky enough to have an executioner do it for you and he is good at his job. He will know how to calculate the correct length of the rope using your weight and height (America and England calculate the length of rope differently). If it is too long you can be messily decapitated and not a clean slice like a guillotine but more ripping your head off which will not be pleasant, especially when your head will remain conscious for about 7 seconds after its removal. If you like amusement parks you may get a kick out of the roller coaster feeling but your life will end in a thud as your head finally hits the ground.
If the rope is too short, it is even worse, you hang there until your brain runs out of oxygen and blanks out but until then you will dance around trying your best to get free, even if you did do it to yourself, your instincts always kick in and you will try desperately to free yourself. In the end, when you are hanged you die with an erection. Unfortunately i dont know if it happens to women.
So if you decide to end your life this way, do you think you can get the length of the rope just right so that your neck snaps and you lose consciousness without tearing off your head at the neck. Think about it, this is a bad idea
2. Being Shot- If you are shot, it can be a clean death but it depends on a lot. If you are shot by a firing squad, you may be in luck but most people who are shot and die bleed out from their wounds. I myself cannot stand the thought of being shot. I cant stand to have a foreign splinter in my body let alone a small piece of metal in there deep AF. If you are shot in the head by someone else, i can imagine that wouldn't be too bad as long as they get the bullet into the skull, rebound on the rear of the skull and then go back and forth to scramble up your mashed potatoes. The odds of this are unlikey, If you are shot, the most likely outcome is that you will either bleed out and die after 5 or 10 minutes but more probable is that you will survive to no longer need your anus because you shit will come out your intestine through a tube and into a bag which you will carry around and empty out when you get the chance, you live your life in a wheel chair or something else just as bad. The majority of people who are shop do infact survive but not without consequence. If you wanted to end your life, do you think you will be good enough to actually end your life? Most likely you will just burden your loved ones who have to clean up after you for the rest of your life. Even if you shoot yourself in your head, you are likely to survive but not the way you were previous to the shooting. wether you have a face transplant or a colostomy bag afterwards, life will be even worse than before.
This reminds me of a true story of this dickhead that no longer wanted to live so decided to shoot himself in the head with a framing gun (nail gun) framing gun nails are 70mm long or about 2.5 inches. He shot himself once in the skull but found himself still alive, So he shot again. jic you didnt know these guns have a safety feature. The gun must be pressed up against your work for it to shoot, or in this case, the guys skull. He shot and shot again, thinking that the gun was misfiring. He shot himself in the head like 20 different times and then realized that the gun was emptied. He finally decided to take himself to the hospital after that where the nails were removed. I have seen the x-ray of this. Its floating around the internet somewhere if you want to look for it. Anyway, please dont shoot yourself with any type of gun and of course always try to avoid being shot by someone else.
3. Drowning - Personally, Id hate to go out this way. Its not as peaceful as it is in the movies. When you are under water, we all know what to do, we hold our breath. When we feel like we need more air we first exhale and get to the surface for another breath of that sweet, sweet oxygen. Now try to imagine yourself stuck under water. First you hold your breath, then you slowly exhale knowing that sooner or later you are going to take a breath wether you want to or not. If you are still under the water, your instincts will still force you to breath in and then you take a lung full of water, you cough it up and take in another lung full. I have not had this happen to me but it cant be pleasant. You will be fully conscious at least until the moment you take in that dreaded breath of H2O. What a horrible way to go. If this is the way you choose to end your life sooner than you should, can you imagine the regret you will feel just before taking in that awful breath of water. I bet you will feel like a real idiot.
4. Over-dosing- Now you may think that ODing yourself is a nice and simple way to go but you know what im going to say next, don't you. Its not at all a good idea. Firstly, if you plan on ending it all this way, it will take many, many failed attempts to find the right drug or drug combination and by then you will find yourself commenting in the loony bin part of this forum because that will be where you end up. If your lucky you will still have your wits about you but if not, you will find yourself with brain damage. I have personally known people that were once quite bright but now they are very dull, allthough i suspect they are there inside somewhere but are unable to express themselves as they would like to. All because of a problem that they could not deal with but now they have problems that are so much worse. Please never take more than the correct amount of drugs, especially those handed out by the mental health system. Even at normal doses they destroy your liver and brain. I can talk all day about the mental health system but i will do that elsewhere.
5. Number 5 is for another time, i will come back to this post one day and put in some more/
In conclusion, there is not really any nice way to go out, life is designed that way. You may ask why but it is for this simple reason: To keep you alive. If death came easy then it will be no big deal to go which is not good for our genes as they are the ones in charge and want to live forever. If you find yourself thinking of ways that you can leave this world behind and are reading this, just know that the younger and healthier you are, the harder and more unlikely to succeed it is. Thinking about it is actually a normal thing and after your mid 20's starts receding. You are fine to think about it, I think it is quite healthy because i for one do not want to burden my loved ones with wiping my ass when i am too sick too. I think thats where you must draw the line and where most people do. When you are too sick to wipe your own ass, it is time to go.
Unfortunately in most countries, human beings do not have the right to say when they want to go as we do for animals. I know euthanasia can be abused but if it were implemented there would need to be many checks and balances so until then keep thinking away. I will never write a post opposite to this one so if you must, you are going to have to do your own research but if you are still able to wipe your own ass, It is not yet time for you to clock off. Just stick around, there are many good days to come and of course bad but that's life and over all it is worthwhile to stay till the end if you have a choice. You have to die anyway so why bring it forth if you are wiping your own but, you can do anything
Have a nice life my friend and if you need to talk just send me a private message, I will always reply, always. Or you can post your feelings and someone else may have a wise word or 2 to say to you. We live in the age of some bloody amazing things. Every decade this world becomes unrecognisable from the last. I cant wait to see what next decade brings but this was not always the case. Just know that when you think of this, it is just your chemicals in your brain and if you make it to 25, I guarantee you that this will no longer be a problem. but you have to get there first.\
Stay here until you can no longer wipe your own ass and the there is nobody that will think bad of you for investigating the best way to leave but until then, if life is not going the way that you would like, change it. Its as simple as that because if you are reading this, you have every opportunity in the world at your disposal. The worst life that you could imagine living today is probably better than the best life of just 100 years ago.
All the best my friend for he future
1. Hanging- This way to die really sucks, If you are lucky enough to have an executioner do it for you and he is good at his job. He will know how to calculate the correct length of the rope using your weight and height (America and England calculate the length of rope differently). If it is too long you can be messily decapitated and not a clean slice like a guillotine but more ripping your head off which will not be pleasant, especially when your head will remain conscious for about 7 seconds after its removal. If you like amusement parks you may get a kick out of the roller coaster feeling but your life will end in a thud as your head finally hits the ground.
If the rope is too short, it is even worse, you hang there until your brain runs out of oxygen and blanks out but until then you will dance around trying your best to get free, even if you did do it to yourself, your instincts always kick in and you will try desperately to free yourself. In the end, when you are hanged you die with an erection. Unfortunately i dont know if it happens to women.
So if you decide to end your life this way, do you think you can get the length of the rope just right so that your neck snaps and you lose consciousness without tearing off your head at the neck. Think about it, this is a bad idea
2. Being Shot- If you are shot, it can be a clean death but it depends on a lot. If you are shot by a firing squad, you may be in luck but most people who are shot and die bleed out from their wounds. I myself cannot stand the thought of being shot. I cant stand to have a foreign splinter in my body let alone a small piece of metal in there deep AF. If you are shot in the head by someone else, i can imagine that wouldn't be too bad as long as they get the bullet into the skull, rebound on the rear of the skull and then go back and forth to scramble up your mashed potatoes. The odds of this are unlikey, If you are shot, the most likely outcome is that you will either bleed out and die after 5 or 10 minutes but more probable is that you will survive to no longer need your anus because you shit will come out your intestine through a tube and into a bag which you will carry around and empty out when you get the chance, you live your life in a wheel chair or something else just as bad. The majority of people who are shop do infact survive but not without consequence. If you wanted to end your life, do you think you will be good enough to actually end your life? Most likely you will just burden your loved ones who have to clean up after you for the rest of your life. Even if you shoot yourself in your head, you are likely to survive but not the way you were previous to the shooting. wether you have a face transplant or a colostomy bag afterwards, life will be even worse than before.
This reminds me of a true story of this dickhead that no longer wanted to live so decided to shoot himself in the head with a framing gun (nail gun) framing gun nails are 70mm long or about 2.5 inches. He shot himself once in the skull but found himself still alive, So he shot again. jic you didnt know these guns have a safety feature. The gun must be pressed up against your work for it to shoot, or in this case, the guys skull. He shot and shot again, thinking that the gun was misfiring. He shot himself in the head like 20 different times and then realized that the gun was emptied. He finally decided to take himself to the hospital after that where the nails were removed. I have seen the x-ray of this. Its floating around the internet somewhere if you want to look for it. Anyway, please dont shoot yourself with any type of gun and of course always try to avoid being shot by someone else.
3. Drowning - Personally, Id hate to go out this way. Its not as peaceful as it is in the movies. When you are under water, we all know what to do, we hold our breath. When we feel like we need more air we first exhale and get to the surface for another breath of that sweet, sweet oxygen. Now try to imagine yourself stuck under water. First you hold your breath, then you slowly exhale knowing that sooner or later you are going to take a breath wether you want to or not. If you are still under the water, your instincts will still force you to breath in and then you take a lung full of water, you cough it up and take in another lung full. I have not had this happen to me but it cant be pleasant. You will be fully conscious at least until the moment you take in that dreaded breath of H2O. What a horrible way to go. If this is the way you choose to end your life sooner than you should, can you imagine the regret you will feel just before taking in that awful breath of water. I bet you will feel like a real idiot.
4. Over-dosing- Now you may think that ODing yourself is a nice and simple way to go but you know what im going to say next, don't you. Its not at all a good idea. Firstly, if you plan on ending it all this way, it will take many, many failed attempts to find the right drug or drug combination and by then you will find yourself commenting in the loony bin part of this forum because that will be where you end up. If your lucky you will still have your wits about you but if not, you will find yourself with brain damage. I have personally known people that were once quite bright but now they are very dull, allthough i suspect they are there inside somewhere but are unable to express themselves as they would like to. All because of a problem that they could not deal with but now they have problems that are so much worse. Please never take more than the correct amount of drugs, especially those handed out by the mental health system. Even at normal doses they destroy your liver and brain. I can talk all day about the mental health system but i will do that elsewhere.
5. Number 5 is for another time, i will come back to this post one day and put in some more/
In conclusion, there is not really any nice way to go out, life is designed that way. You may ask why but it is for this simple reason: To keep you alive. If death came easy then it will be no big deal to go which is not good for our genes as they are the ones in charge and want to live forever. If you find yourself thinking of ways that you can leave this world behind and are reading this, just know that the younger and healthier you are, the harder and more unlikely to succeed it is. Thinking about it is actually a normal thing and after your mid 20's starts receding. You are fine to think about it, I think it is quite healthy because i for one do not want to burden my loved ones with wiping my ass when i am too sick too. I think thats where you must draw the line and where most people do. When you are too sick to wipe your own ass, it is time to go.
Unfortunately in most countries, human beings do not have the right to say when they want to go as we do for animals. I know euthanasia can be abused but if it were implemented there would need to be many checks and balances so until then keep thinking away. I will never write a post opposite to this one so if you must, you are going to have to do your own research but if you are still able to wipe your own ass, It is not yet time for you to clock off. Just stick around, there are many good days to come and of course bad but that's life and over all it is worthwhile to stay till the end if you have a choice. You have to die anyway so why bring it forth if you are wiping your own but, you can do anything
Have a nice life my friend and if you need to talk just send me a private message, I will always reply, always. Or you can post your feelings and someone else may have a wise word or 2 to say to you. We live in the age of some bloody amazing things. Every decade this world becomes unrecognisable from the last. I cant wait to see what next decade brings but this was not always the case. Just know that when you think of this, it is just your chemicals in your brain and if you make it to 25, I guarantee you that this will no longer be a problem. but you have to get there first.\
Stay here until you can no longer wipe your own ass and the there is nobody that will think bad of you for investigating the best way to leave but until then, if life is not going the way that you would like, change it. Its as simple as that because if you are reading this, you have every opportunity in the world at your disposal. The worst life that you could imagine living today is probably better than the best life of just 100 years ago.
All the best my friend for he future